A midget obese giraffe.
I’m having a heart attack
omgomgomgo
where have you been all my life obese mijaffe?
what is this.
what is life.
LAWL
Awwh you poor baby!! You don’t want to be like the others, The taller they are, the harder they fall. You’re closer to the ground, so you’re safe <3
(Source: crittojanelee, via se-pia)